The length of a piece of string has finally been discovered! Read the full story Posted 24th March 2008 The Archbishop of Canterbury and Pope Benedict XVI gave their Easter speeches today. Read the full story Posted 23rd March 2008 The ban on hunting gnomes with unicorns came into force at midnight. Exclusive! Read the full story Posted 21st March 2008

An exclusive study has revealed the world's coolest animal! Read the full story Posted 18th March 2008

The Women's Institute is at the heart of a nudity scandal in Solihill Read the full story Posted 15th March 2008

The Department for Random Hazards has today released its latest performance figures Read the full story Posted 14th March 2008